More Things to Do In Brooklyn When You're Dead ...

A Treasure from Treasure

 

1. try crack -- you're the one person in the world who won't become addicted

 

2. start a relationship with an emotionally distant lover -- you can change him or her

 

3. committ to doing something you abhor and sign a binding contract

 

4. think about death incessantly.  

 

5. Open up lots of charge and credit accounts.  Purchase many many things.  They buy happiness.

 

 7.  Have lots of unprotected sex with many different partners.

 

8. Limit your diet to highly processed, prepackaged or fast food.

 

9.  Eliminate water from your drink menu

 

10. Offer to do everthing for everyone; even at the cost of sleep.  Use pills to try to keep on top of things.