Bumpin in on Sheeba�s space (cuz she�s chillin at the window winding up her aim for tonight)

So much to write about, right? How about a doggy-style black girl with a big question: What's Behind Her? (hmmm... gee ... )

http://www.boomspeed.com/ljfade/3.jpg

Uh ... wow ...

THE EDITORS! THE EDITORS!
Are ad dollars so few and far between?

1) First of all ... there's that ... then the whole "what's behind brandy" ... well ... VIBE seems to be fuckin' her pretty royally from behind (see mast)

2) The horror is that the ladies at the office seem completely unoffended...

3) I shoulda NEVER gone to college ... this whole "critical thought" thing'll be the death of me one day soon I tellyawhat.

4) I mean, let�s flow for a minute: Caption a) malegazeatwoman (skeetskeetskeet=sexy (perfect segue into �hip hop meets porn� I suppose); Caption b) malegazewishfullyatself (raw&uncut--clearly phallic + HIPHOP meets porn); Cap c) WHAT'S BEHIND BRANDY? (is that an invitation?); Cap d) mobb deep -- recalling the male-gaze-lesbian-fantasy; Cap e) heads up (do i really need to comment? i think not ... but they threw in �groupie� in case you missed the head ref); Cap f) a list of a buncha overtly macho references and a white girl sandwiched inside -- like uh -- can we attempt to enflame the whole black-male-assumed-direct-route-to-testosterone thing a teensy bit more?

Now, I need to say a few things:

A -- It is DAMN HARD (no testes-laden-pun-intended) to offend me (I tend to have a rather offensive sense of humor myself).

B - I�m not even sure I�m offended, just �troubled� ... perhaps it�s the continual crossing of lines these days ... who knows.

C -- One of the many reasons for that may very well be because my brain needs something non-Iraq-related to be troubled about (whew, what a break! Skeet on my brothas!).

D -- Another of the things that�s also got me most is that the basic response from the ladies in the officina is �She looks pretty� (with due flack to whoever needed to tighten her weave) -- dang.

D -- My American-ADD-addled brain may forget this whole thing as soon as I post it (what -- American Idol? (really, just kiddin)) But I look forward to your thoughtful thoughts world. (Sheeba�s due later).



Skeet On!

(p.s. rave on FANGS!)